Pillsbury Doughboy

I was looking through old images on my computer earlier and found this one image. I thought it was quite funny, but Teresa said it was evil.

I found an obituary to accompany the image which said "Please join me in remembering a great icon of the Entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complication from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and CaptainCrunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in showbusiness, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop-Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes". :)